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	<title>Tot ce te face sã râzi cu lacrimi! &#187; Bancuri 2.0</title>
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		<title>Sec, fara Murfatlar!</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/sec-fara-murfatlar</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sec]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[




 Bula era pe moarte.
Iar moartea a vrut inca odata.
&#8212;&#8211;
Bula mergea pe cal. La un moment dat a picat pe jos. De ce?
Se terminase calul.
&#8212;&#8211;
Bula era pe moarte. Iar Moartea n-a avut nimic impotriva.
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		<title>Scurte si haioase</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/scurte-si-haioase</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/scurte-si-haioase#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[basescu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bere]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chinez]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hotel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tanar casatorit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[




 Un tanar casatorit vine la un hotel unde este intampinat de managerul acestuia:
- In hotelul hostru va veti simti ca acasa&#8230;
- Atunci plec, eu vroiam sa am liniste.
&#8212;&#8211;
-Stiti care e diferenta dintre bere si pisat?
-Vreo jumatate de ora!
&#8212;&#8211;
Stiti bancul cu Bãsescu?  Bã, se scumpesc toate&#8230;
&#8212;&#8211;
Stiti de ce merg chinezii la bordel cu bicicleta?
Pentru sex&#8230;
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		<title>Lot de bancuri despre fotbal</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/lot-de-bancuri-despre-fotbal</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/lot-de-bancuri-despre-fotbal#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dinamo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fotbal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stelisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[




 - Ce s-ar intimpla daca ar retrograda Dinamo?
- S-ar dubla numarul suporterilor stelisti.
&#8212;&#8212;
-  Ati auzit ca Posta Romana a trebuit sa-si retraga timbrele pe care tocmai le scosese?
- ?
- Erau cu jucatorii lui Dinamo si oamenii nu stiau pe care parte sa scuipe
&#8212;&#8212;
Cica antrenorul Danemarcei isi anunta jucatorii ca vor juca un meci contra [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tu nu bei?</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/tu-nu-bei</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/tu-nu-bei#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Craiova]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dinamo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un fan craiovean si un fan dinamovist au un accident grav de masina. Ambele masini sunt complet distruse, dar ca prin minune niciunul dintre ei nu este ranit.
Dupa ce reusesc sa se elibereze din masini, dinamovistul zice:
- Deci esti craiovean, interesant, eu sunt dinamovist. Si uita-te la masinile nostre, nu a ramas nimic din ele, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maria ta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/maria-ta</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/maria-ta#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gica Petrescu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stefan cel Mare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stefan cel Mare umbla cu voinicii dupa el prin Tara Moldovei.
Trecand pe langa un lan de grau aud o voce dumnezeiasca ce canta de se oprea in loc apa izvoarelor si amuteau pasarile campului.
Stefan se indrepta spre locul cu pricina, prin graul inalt cat omul si zari un prunc ca de vreo zece ani ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jurnalul lui, jurnalul ei&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/uncategorized-altele/jurnalul-lui-jurnalul-ei</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/uncategorized-altele/jurnalul-lui-jurnalul-ei#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Altele]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[el]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Poli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jurnalul ei:
Sambata seara mi s-a parut ca se purta ciudat. Facusem planuri sa mergem la bar ca sa bem ceva. Fusesem la cumparaturi cu prietenele mele toata ziua si am crezut ca era suparat ca am intarziat. Nu a zis nimic.
Conversatia nu incepea, asa ca am propus sa mergem undeva unde sa putem vorbi in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ma flatati!</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/ma-flatati</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/ma-flatati#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tigan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tiganca]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.doizero.net/?p=57</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tiganca la doctor, cu tiganu&#8217; dupa ea. O consulta doctorul cu stetoscopul, cu urechea, o întoarce pe fata si pe dos, pana la urma îl ia pe tigan deoparte si&#8217;i spune:
-Tigane, e grav, nevasta&#8217;ta e atinsa la plamâni!
-Vai, domn doctor, ma flatati!&#8230;
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		<title>Exact!</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/exact</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/exact#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 08:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[batran]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iepure]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.doizero.net/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un batran de 90 de ani ii spune doctorului sau:
- Nu m-am simtit niciodata atat de bine. Am o mireasa de 18 ani cu care voi avea un copil. Ce ziceti de asta? Doctorul se gandeste un minut la intrebarea lui si apoi spune:
- Am un prieten mai in varsta care este vanator si nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asa are&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/asa-are</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/asa-are#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cartofi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[coaie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pirande]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuri.doizero.net/?p=55</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doua pirande la scos cartofi pe tarela. Una scoate doua barabule mari din pamant si zice:
- Fa, uite asa are barbatumiu coaiele&#8230;
- Cum fa asa de mari?
- E.. asa de murdare!!
]]></description>
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		<title>Glumim, radem&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/glumim-radem</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri.doizero.net/bancuri_jokes/glumim-radem#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hahaaa!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cimitir]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gropar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[moarte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In mijlocul unui cimitir, in puterea noptii, un gropar sapa o groapa. Luna plina, cucuvele&#8230; dintr-un mormant iese o mana, incepe sa se zbata, mai iese o mana, iese un cap&#8230; iese un zombi.
Groparul&#8230; nimic, parca nici nu observa.
Zombi se apropie mormaind amenintator de gropar, urla la el, de zboara si cucuvelele din zona, groparul [...]]]></description>
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